Minnie-ism

On the way home from advocating for Husband's paycheck...What WE hear from the back seat

Minnie: "Mom, that lady with the gold on her face had a baby in her belly"

Me to Husband: "What did she say?"

Husband: "gold on her face"... he translates "freckles Minnie?"

Minnie: "yeah"

Me: "awww... Minnie that's a nice way to put it"

Fast forward a couple of hours...

Minnie: "Mom, tell the Bible Study girls that I have red painted nails with stickers on them"

Me: "Ok...but I'm going to tell Aunnie Becker that you called freckles "gold". She is going to think that's really special..."

Minnie: "I DIDN'T SAY GOLD MOM. I SAID "MOLES""